Friday, July 25, 2008

sweet lou



could they look more alike?

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Man Laws

These laws and guidelines for life actually have nothing to do with Tim "fairy" Duncan but instead they are reserved for those of us who actually have a sack.  

  1. A first name, last name combination starting with the same letters = greatness.  (i.e. Harry Houdini, Paul Pierce, Ansel Adams, Matthew McConaughey, Danny DeVito, etc.)
  2. If a restaurant's name begins with letters, then you're gonna love it.  (i.e. PF Changs, BD Mongolian Grill, TGI Fridays)
  3. Drink before you shoot.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Dear Timmy

If your dick was a fish, you would drown. You'd be drowning, you'd be finding Nemo to no avail. Fuck the Spurs, I hear Europe has some openings. Go play with Josh Childress you dirty, harry cunt. Suck on my wang you piece of bacterial dirt. Go to eternal hell you rag of scum.

Saturday, July 19, 2008

Duncan in the playoffs

Your fundamental style of play is homo erotic with your jump hooks and fifteen footers banking off the glass. I wish i could come onto the court and hit you in the face with a 2 x 4 to teach you the meaning of respect. I heard about how you lick honey out of the divots in your coach's face and I'm not suprised. Take your dumb ass to Europe where they value players who cry like little girls after calls don't go your way.

Dirty Mustache


At beach week, our friend Teddy (aka Pedro, aka Hitler) was bet that he could not grow an adequately thick mustache in a month. He ended up losing the $20 bet, but not before humiliating himself and crossing ethnicities for a month. Much more on this to come in the future.


DISCLAIMER: Contrary to the usual scenario, Tim Duncan's excuse for a mustache/pubic hair goatee does not make him a better person. In fact, all it does it ruin the reputation of facial hair and just mankind in general.

Duncan eating dick

I have this video constantly playing on every TV in my house. It's even configured to wake me up every morning. Lately, I've also started beating off to it on occasion.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=r0GiPPR_pG8

Welcome

Welcome to "I Hate Tim Duncan." What started as a lofty dream is now a reality. We all hate Tim Duncan. We all love good stories. Sit back and prepare to be enlightened.